With his backpack weighing in at a whopping 20 pounds, in the red
corner, near the U tree, covered in sticks and twigs it's Pee Ode
Boxer!

And in the blue corner of the woods, in the tanktop, cutoffs and flip-
flops, swatting at mosquitoes and squeeling at bugs, we have the New
Bee!

Okay boxers, come out touch pink pearl erasers and let's have a clean
match. In this boxing park is a letterbox, use what you can to enjoy
it.

Quickly Pee Ode whips from his pack a topographical map of the boxing
area. He'd done his homework -- X'd the exact suspected location of
the box, highlighted it in pink (bordered with yellow) and created
labels to indicate every landmark in the clues. "Central. Come in
Central. Do you have my location?" He whispers to a gizmo on his
wrist, "Central!"

New Bee absently blows her nose on a crumpled napkin pulled from her
pocket - "Darn pollen." Looking down at her snot-smeared
shorthand of the letterbox clues that were hastily scribbled on the
100% recycled paper napkin, she sighs cheerily, "Oh well. I remember
the gist of them. Come on kids! Let's get moving. Susan! Don't put
that in your brother's mouth!"